Anonymous asked: *SPLAT* you just got snowballed! So, WELCOME TO THE SNOWBALL FIGHT OF 2012!!!! Ok, here's how it works. you say three to five random facts about yourself, then you go Anonymous and snowball your five favorite blogs. If you get snowballed again then you CANNOT snowball any blogs you snowballed before, except if you're out of blogs to snowball. Have fun!

Three things about me?  I am MOARTE.  Master of MYSTERY.  It is not very mysterious if I just reveal things about myself willy-nilly, now is it?

But, since it is Christmas… I will acquiesce.

1) Moarte is not my real name.

2) I am an excellent chess player.

3) I prefer cats to dogs.

Anonymous asked: *giggle* Hi, Mr. MoArTe! WhErE hAvE yOu BeEn?

Oh, here and there.  I have been doing my best to avoid the holiday frenzy.  One can only listen to “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” so many times, you know.

Anonymous asked: Do you celebrate Christmas? If so do you celebrate it the same way now as when you were human?

I must admit, the warm and fuzzy Christmas festivities just don’t hold the same appeal for me now.  Of course, when I was alive we always celebrated for the children… *sighs*

Ahem.  *blinks very hard a few times and waves his hand dismissively*  Anyway, it’s more about Halloween for me these days.

almaandtherelic asked: Hurray! *gives him a cupcake*

For me?  Oh, I really shouldn’t.  I’m trying to watch my ghoulish figure. HAHAHA!

But I suppose one cupcake wouldn’t hurt.  Thank you, Strange Creature!

Anonymous asked: Will you be celebrating Christmas and, if so, what do you want for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

No, really.  Some prankster stole the two front teeth out of my favorite skull, and I am somewhat vexed.

draschel asked: Moarte, are you still here?

Moarte is always here, my child.

Always.

Mwahahahaha!

Anonymous asked: Since Lily is a ghost and you are undead do you feel it when she to touches you?

Of course, the undead are capable of perceiving touch, just as we are able to see and to hear.  It is not quite the same as when we were living, but close enough.

Anonymous asked: Are you going to live in Lily’s house in Silent Hill or is she going to live with you outside of Silent Hill?

Once Lily gets her affairs in order back in Silent Hill, she will be living with me.  Silent Hill is a lovely place to visit, but, well… I wouldn’t want to live there.

Anonymous asked: There is a bright flash of light, and suddenly, you are yourself again.

Somehow, I have a headache.  I did not even know this was possible.  But I am quite glad to be back in my own skin again!

Anonymous asked: I would have expected you to go with Rainbow Dash...

Well, Rainbow Dash is pretty radical, and she can fly and junk, but cupcakes are totally where it’s at.

…is what I would say if I liked ponies.  Which I TOTALLY DON’T.